Musicals!

This is me writing about musicals.

Today are the callback auditions for our school's fall musical, THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE.
I got a callback and it makes me happy.
I am not necessarily a great dancer, but I am determined to become Millie. Because I am going to rip the faces off those who are more or just as eligible as I.
So basically I am going to be the best Millie in existence. I will belt those notes like there's no tomorrow. But there is, it's a song in Annie, actually.

If I am not granted the part of my dreams, I would also enjoy the part of either Muzzy or Mrs. Meers.

También, mi amiga mejor, Bethany, va a ser la mejor "Pearl Lady" del mundo. Ella baila buenisima, y es muy linda. Yo estoy preocupada para los auditions, pero yo se que ella va a tener el parte de sus sonares.

Yo se que puedo hablar en español muy bien.

Anyway, that's my thoughts for the day. I'm really hoping callbacks go well. Wish me luck!

I am an arteest

I MADE ART
OKAY LETS LOOK AT ATTTTTITTIt
it

look at VAAAAAHHHTTTT
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what!? VHHHAAT?
what
it
look at it
it look at

it at look

it ta look

SUPER COOL LIME GREEN MOMMY POD


:( but now it's just salty m&m's :[

How does that make you feel?

I must FAP.
Fap fappety fap
today is it
i did not just make my powerpoint just now (2nd hour) for my FAPPETY FAP (3rd Hour)

Kelsey is looking at FONTS
(http://www.dafont.com)
such a fabulous website

Fonts make me happy and giggly inside
holiday fonts are a few of my favorites

Kelsey likes crowndoodle

Crowndoodle is okay, I like holiday fonts better

oh and then i went shopping

> I bought a gray sack dress thing
> I also bought a sundress and it isn't not too large for me
it isn't not the wrong size
> ALSO i purchased a pair of false eyeglasses and they are pretty hip
I have attached a photograph (Two actually, courtesy of my webcam)
AND BETHANY IS UGLY
(ugly = leather kinda girl)

BETHANY's CORNER:
"I was just going to type: bethany is sorta cute and i really enjoy her company. but seeing as you dont know who she is simply disregard that. or something. i dont use punctuatio"
>And so concludes bethany's corner.

Falsely, she says I do not have the right to ground her. Oh how sadly mistaken she is.
Oh, how sadly mistaken.

Well, I should be off, off to fap.
Fare thee well, loyal minstreloni.

Portfolio?

YO. this is the noodle bowl portfolio cover I made, finished, finito!

i might add in some little super asian looking chibis, but other than that,

i will be printing this out and making it into some ramen noodle bowls.

OM NOM NOMMETY NOM

THE THIRD RINGPOP FROM THE LEFT

I delete your opinion. The obsolescence of his sandwich and a dab of a man of honey in the third ringpop from the left.

That is the Secret.

Crack is the New Black

Once upon a time, there was a Tessa.

She blogged because she didn't know what else to do.

Her twisted, unique mind opened up to the vast ocean of people who wanted an exclusive invite.

What is she doing right now?

What are you doing right now? Take that, dip it in Dairy Queen cherry coating, eat it, vomit it back up, then frame it. What I am doing, what I  am perpetually accomplishing, is not processable to the average human. You flesh-covered popsicles of consumption know nothing of my world.

What world is that?

The world which that is, is the world of infinitely high fashion, infinitely null of sanity, infinitely in the mood to party with a middle aged hockey mom, six cases of bud light, and cheez wiz. We know nothing of the cosmos, nothing of your swirling porcelain bowl of fossil fuel. All We are concerned with is just the personification of the glamour. He and his diamond-hard exterior are the Buddha to our patiently anticipant lagoon of monks. He is never yours and always a negative pearl short of a ruby slipper.

Visiting this website may harm your computer? Visiting this life site may harm your identity. Visiting this Earth may harm your self esteem and image and lest We forget reputation. We never need to show you the truth, it is always behind us. What one must seek for herself is the true nature of the false. Truth is waiting for you around every corner, the false is hidden like a needle in a stack of more needles.

Crack is whack, kids!

Procrastinating

Hello.

I am supposed to be writing an essay or three for my film and comp class. One on the breakfast club, and two on some other movies. Scarface, I think. Good movie, not really feeling the whole essay-writing vibe.

So when I got tired of creeping through my facebook newsfeed, I remembered that I had this fabulous little blog, and I figured blogging would be a productive way to spend my time.

So I feel like writing about today's adventures at the dollar store.

Oh, dollar store. A beautiful place, located just to the left of Costco. Oh, sweet, darling dollar store. Everything is a dollar.

Every. Freaking. Thing. Is just a dollar. That's less than two dollars. That's less than a dollar and one cent.

This is today's net gain:

ONE (1) My Little Pony Coloring and Activity Book

TWO (2) "Bling Gems" self-adhesive rhinestones

THREE (3) 500-count bags of round silver rhinestones

ONE (1) 22-count bag of magenta princess-cut-style rhinestones

THREE (3) packages of cherry Pop Rocks

ONE (1) jumbo box of Sweet Tarts.

I am the luckiest little girl in the world.

I might want to explain, I have a quite unhealthy obsession with rhinestones. They mesmerize me, in all their shiny, sparkly, glitzy, glamorous, classy glory.  They are truly the most beautiful substance known to mankind. Anyway, now I have 1,522 of them, which should last me at least a few hours. 

I'm thinking of doing a photo shoot in which I entirely cover someone's face (perhaps my own) with silver rhinestones. It might be the most beautifully perfect photo shoot of my life. Everything will be silver and shiny and flawless. I could even photoshop my model/victim's eyes to be silvery gray and match the rhinestones. Ohhhhh man. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh goodness gracious golly goody gumdrops.

Know what else is absolutely stunning? My Little Pony. Perfection in cartoon form.

Basically when I grow up, I really want to be a fairy princess. I would be completely okay with wearing pink tutus and covering everything in glittery fairy dust and having a star-shaped sequin-covered wand and wings and AHHHH!

I love shiny things.

Also, Pop Rocks are great. As are SweeTarts. (spelling?) Sugar is delicious.

Know what's one of the best forms of sugar? The gooey liquified sugar they sell in tubes that makes it look like toothpaste. It's ironic, because it's the farthest thing from toothpaste out there. It's really the anti-toothpaste.

They should make candy toothbrushes you can use with liquified sugar in toothpaste tubes. So you can get sugar into every crevice of your teeth, making sure each little area has an equal chance to get cavities.

DELICIOUS!

Okay, I'm going to go now. Not because I'm actually going to go write my film paper, though. Homework is for the weak.

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